What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
15.06.2025 00:45

Me : Because it's month of August.
He : Then let's have some coffee
He : I'm 24.
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
Me : No
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : Thank you.
He : So, are you seeing someone?
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
Me : I don't drink
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
Is there a possibility that we are living in a simulation and that there is a concept of rebirth?
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Me : Sure.
He : Tea ?
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
What was your experience when trying GHB?
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
What kind of person does a narcissist hate?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
Me : I don't drink coffee also
How far does good behavior take you in a prison?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
How do scammers communicate? Do they have a specific language or slang?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!